You were probably sent here because you've been an ass to someone.
You may have stumbled on it by chance, if so this is your lucky day. Feel free to share it with all the assholes who have wronged you.
Believe you have been sent here by mistake? You are a gentle soul and are now butt-hurt?
You are in luck, fill the Hurt Feelings Report below and input the email address of whoever sent you here. We will let them know you are butt-hurt by their totally out of place decision.
Principal Purpose: To assist whiners in the documentation and reporting of hurt feelings, and to provide senders with practical information as not to hurt your feelings again.
Disclosure: Disclosure is voluntary, it will however require you to print, fill and mail it to whoever hurt your feelings.
| PART I - ADMINISTRATIVE DATA | ||||
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A. WHINER'S NAME (Last, First) |
B. LAST DIGIT OF SSN |
C. DATE OF REPORT |
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| PART II - INCIDENT REPORT | ||||
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A. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT |
B. LOCATION OF HURTFULNESS |
C. PEOPLE SYMPATHETIC TO WHINER |
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D. NAME OF REAL MAN OR WOMAN WHO HURT YOUR FEELINGS |
E. RELATIONSHIP (If any) |
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| PART III - INJURY DETAILS | ||||
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1. WHICH EAR WERE THE HURTFUL WORDS SPOKEN TO? Right Left Both |
2. DO YOU THINK THERE IS PERMANENT TISSUE DAMAGE? Yes No Maybe |
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3. WAS A "TISSUE" OFFERED FOR YOUR TEARS? Yes No Was told to use my sleeve |
4. WAS YOUR VALUE AS A PERSON AFFIRMED? Yes No Was told to stop sniveling |
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| PART IV - REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT (Mark all that apply) | ||||
| I am thin skinned | My feelings are easily hurt | I didn't sign up for this | ||
| I am a wimp | I want my mommy | I was told I'll never be a hero | ||
| I am a crybaby | It's too cold | It's too hot | ||
| My panties are wadded up | I didn't get a hug | Other (fill in narrative below) | ||
| PART V - NARRATIVE (Explain in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt) | ||||
| PART VII - YOUR BUTT-HURT SIGNATURE | ||||
FORM 7OS-2-2021 (all previous versions are obsolete)
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